Embrace the dark, question everything, and most importantly, dear ones, remember to stay dirty.

Welcome to The Devil's Dirtstar, the ultimate destination for all things extraordinary. Immerse yourself with Ellie and Riley, your two favorite goblins - ahem, hosts - as we get down and dirty about a vast array of mind-bending topics. From the enigmatic realms of the occult to the labyrinthine depths of conspiracy theories, we leave no stone unturned and no hole unchecked. Brace yourself for bizarre personal stories and horrific thought games that will challenge your perception of reality.

Be ye a seasoned seeker of the arcane or a curious newcomer, The Devil’s Dirtstar has room for all. We strive to entertain, educate, and prove that nothing is boring. Embrace the dark, question everything, and most importantly, dear ones, remember to stay dirty.

Meet your hosts

- Knows that little spoons are superior
- Collects continuing education credits and certifications like Pokémon
- Not related to Gumby, despite the resemblance (yes, we took a DNA sample to be sure)
- Will always find a way to turn the conversation towards Star Wars
- Was homeschooled, and turned out completely normal
- Has milked a goat
- Composed of 95% ice cream. The other 5% is library dust and anxiety.

- Founder, President, and Sole Member of the Big Spoon Lovers Club
- Paints horror movie villains on their murder weapons of choice
- Would eat dirt if desperate enough
- Obsessed with learning about a good mystery (from cryptids, the paranormal, true crime, to everything in between)
- Will avoid celery and confrontations at all costs
- Requires a fabric barrier at night between her feet and the monster that lives under her bed
- Bonds with others through trauma stories, over the recommended dose of red wine